Boobquake!!!

Yo! So I know its been awhile since the Rodster has posted, bu t I had a little mix up with google or AOL or whoever the heck owns blogspot and they said I can't post anymore because of my "hate speech." I mean, what the heck is that? Is it hate speech to say that people who like fairy elf princesses are flaming queens or something?

Anyone how I did some work on my bro's car for him (he's one of those mega geeks who knows all this computer crap), and now he's gonna post my blog entries for me. He promised that he'd say everything I told him to, so I trust him cuz he's one of those guys who doesn't lie.

EDITORS NOTE: I am writing this under extreme duress. Please don't mix Rod's insanely retarded opinions with my own.

So today I wanted to talk about what is possibly the greatest scientific experiment in the history of man--the boobquake experiment. See, some rag head guy (Editor's note: He means an Islamic Imam) said that God sends earthquakes to punish us because our chicks don't cover up their fun bags, which makes men think naughty things, and which royally pisses God off (because apparently God hates tits). So anyhow, they said lets do an experiment. I know all about the scientific method cuz I watched that one mythbusters where they built a bigass catapult, so it was no surprise that they first all hung out without boobies flapping in the breeze, and then they hung out bra-less and wearing low cut shirts. They used those earthquake measuring machine things (Editor's note: he means a seismograph), and they measured the results. And great news: God didn't rock the world because of the tit exposure!

I can't tell you how great this is news wise. I've always love hot babes, but I never wanted to piss off God, because then He might zap EA and make it so there won't be a Madden 2011. Now I know I can enjoy BOTH because the LORD HAS SPOKEN! GOD IS PRO BOOBIE!!!

Oh, and on a sad note, many of the chicks at boobquake were fat. I understand that fat chicks have big knockers, but that's because they have big everythings. But there were a few lookers, so I decided to let it slide.

GOOOOO BOOBIES!!!

Editor's Note: I hate myself for writing this. May God have mercy on my soul.